Ep4: Y'all Ain't Got a Scooby!
What happens when Southern sayings collide with Cockney rhyming slang? Chris and Jay put each other’s language skills to the test — with predictably confusing results.
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She grew up saying “y’all” and frying everything that doesn’t run away. He thinks a cup of tea can solve almost any problem — except Mondays, which require two cups.
She calls it a cookie. He calls it a biscuit. He thinks they’re chips. She thinks they’re fries. Somehow, they’re both right… and very, very wrong.
Grits and a Brit is the delightfully sarcastic podcast where a Southern-born GRITS (Girl Raised In The South) and her British co-host hash out the absurd, endearing, and sometimes completely confusing quirks of UK and US culture.
Chris is American. Jay is British. They’re married. They live in America. And approximately four times a week, something happens that makes one of them stop and say:
“Wait… that’s not how we do it where I’m from.”
Expect sassy debates, cultural mistranslations, plenty of laughs, and frequent interruptions of:
“Of course Colour is spelt with a U!”
“And y’all call us strange?”
From biscuits and cookies to chips and fries, dates and temperatures, tipping, slang, food, holidays, traditions and all the wonderfully weird differences between everyday life in Britain and America, Chris and Jay discover that two countries can speak the same language and still somehow need subtitles.
And while Grits and a Brit is about the funny side of culture clash, it's also about something a little more universal: discovering that the things we think are simply “normal” are often just the way we grew up doing them.
Whether you're an expat, an immigrant, part of an international couple, or simply someone who has ever stood in a foreign country thinking “Hang on… why does everyone here think this is normal?” — Grits and a Brit is for you.
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Find out how a British man ended up in America, how a Southern woman ended up married to him, and how all those cultural disagreements eventually became a podcast.
Meet Chris & Jay →Two countries. One language. And approximately a million ways to disagree about it.
Biscuits or cookies? Chips or fries? And why does American bread taste so sweet? We tackle the important culinary questions nobody asked us to answer.
Pants, football, dates, temperatures, spelling and slang. We supposedly speak the same language. Supposedly.
Holidays, schools, weddings, tipping, traditions and all those things you assumed everybody did — until you met someone from the other side of the Atlantic.
The funniest differences are often the ones nobody thinks are different — until one of us casually mentions something and the other one says, “Hang on... you do what?”
And yes... we argue about all of it.
View All Episodes →28 episodes and counting. We somehow managed to agree on a few favorites.
What happens when Southern sayings collide with Cockney rhyming slang? Chris and Jay put each other’s language skills to the test — with predictably confusing results.
Listen & read more →A 3,000-mile bicycle ride, a British man arriving in Florida, and a Southern woman wondering what on earth she'd got herself into. This is how Chris met Jay.
Listen & read more →Chris gets to choose one episode she thinks deserves another listen. Jay has been informed that he is allowed an opinion.
Chris: “I think we can all agree I won this one.”
Jay: “We absolutely cannot.”
Hershey’s vs British chocolate, Lion Bars, Twirls, Kit Kats and the legendary 99 ice cream. Chris and Jay tackle one of the most serious transatlantic debates of all: which country does chocolate better?
Jay: “Proof that the British way is usually the correct way.”
Chris: “Bless his heart.”
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Choose your side of the Atlantic — or just choose your favorite podcast app. Either way, Chris and Jay will be waiting to explain why the other one is wrong.
Two Nations. One Language. Endless Confusion.